I can't say I've ever seen anyone wear really good camouflage before

Camouflage is a game we all like to play, but our secrets are as surely revealed by what we want to seem to be as by what we want to conceal.
Camouflage is a clothing pattern that makes you blend in when you're in the woods, but when you're not it does just the opposite. It's like, 'Hey, there's an asshole'.
Peacock flounders are so adept at camouflaging themselves that they can match the color of a checkerboard if placed on one.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any
This is the Camouflage AssociationDidn't you see the sign?


Camouflage is a protective mechanism used by the vulnerable to blend in with the background, as with certain insects, military personnel, or white people who use phrases like "I can dig it" when addressing an African-American audience.