army, n.All

The Army is a body of humanitarians that seeks to impress on another body of men the beauty of non-resistance, by exterminating them.

Iceland is the only member of NATO without a standing army.

Monaco’s orchestra is bigger than its army.

Army is nothing but a well-organized lynch mob.

The Army is a body of men assembled to rectify the mistakes of the diplomats.

Army is a collection of human machines, often working as the blind instruments of blind power.

The Army is an organization in which there is only one way for a young man to advance in rank; namely, he must try and get killed in every way he possibly can.

The Army is an opportunity to meet interesting people, and kill them.

You can't join the US Army if you're taller than 6'8

An Army is a group of men sent out to fix up the work of diplomats.

The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.