catholicism, n.All

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?A roamin' Catholic

Catholicism is good, strong, thick, stupefying incense smoke.

Catholicism is a religion at whose center is the rite of eating your god. This is likely a memory of a relationship to some kind of a psychedelic experience of some sort.

The capybara was once classified by the Catholic Church as 'fish' so that it could be eaten during Lent.