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What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?Their balls are just for decoration
What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common?Their balls are just for decoration
How do cats learn to clean themselves?They go to cat lick school
What do you call a nun who sleepwalks?A roamin' Catholic
What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry