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I think I banged a Chinese celebrityShe kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrityShe kept screaming "I'm Wei Tu Yung" like I was supposed to know the name.


I didn't help myself in court yesterdayI was facing child porn charges and the judge said, 'How does five to six years sound?" I said, 'Sexy'

What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12.
Why was the guitar teacher arrestedFor fingering A minor