ceiling fan

I like my [x] like I like my [y]

helicopter

ceiling

is really just a helicopter who gave up on its dreams and opted for an office job.

Ceiling fans are really just helicopters who gave up on their dreams and opted for an office job

is a device with universal settings: first setting you can’t feel anything, second setting is its almost there, third setting is shaking your house and going to fly off and kill you in your sleep.

Ceiling fans seem to have universal settings, first setting you can’t feel anything, second setting is its almost there, third setting is shaking your house and going to fly off and kill you in your sleep.

ceiling fan, n.All

ceiling fan