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Why are chemists great for solving problems?They have all the solutions
Why are chemists great for solving problems?They have all the solutions

Did you hear about the chemist who was reading a book about Helium?He just couldn’t put it down
Confucius say ... chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work

What do you do with a sick chemist?If you can't helium then you curium and you barium
The Chemist is rarely a stutter, for they have to get out such words as methylethylamylophenylium.
What do you do with a dead chemist?You barium