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Confucius say ... part-time bandleader called semi-conuctor

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Confucius say ... all's fear in love and war

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Confucius say ... abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song

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Confucius say ... all men eat, but Fu Manchu

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Confucius say ... man with tight trousers is pressing his luck

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Confucius say ... a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms

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Confucius say ... real arch criminal is man who rob shoe store

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Confucius say ... after lawyer join nudist colony, he not have any suit

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