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choking meme
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What does a Jewish person do if they see someone choking?They use the L'chaimlich maneuver

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What happens if you put too many cocoa beans in your mouth?You choke-a-lot

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Why don’t trains ever chokeThey chew chew

Definition.com

Choking is above-water drowning.

One-Liner.com

A: ‘Doctor! Doctor! I swallowed a bone.’ B: ‘Are you choking?’ A: ‘No! I’m serious.’

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