jewish, n.All

A Jewish guy walks into a bar......mitzvah.

For years I’ve been looking for barley legal Jewish porn..Turns out the proper term is, Yiddish and skittish.

I'm half Irish and half jewish...I'm drinking if you're buying!

How does a Jewish doctor get paid for delivering babies?He just keeps the tips

Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who performed an accidental circumcision?Yeah, it was a Freudian snip

Took an ancestry test and found out I’m 50% Jewish.But I talked them down to 40.

Jewish is not merely a subjective self-identity, but a manifestation of the social self. That is, to be a Jew one must be seen by others as a jew. To be jewish is to occupy a social 'situation'. 'To be a jew is to be thrown into to be abandoned to the situation of a Jew'.