cocaine

whisky

dad joke

Jack Daniel's

coffee

Columbia

smuggling

Charlie Sheen

hip hop

dealing drugs

crow

pedophile

mixed drink

doctor

drug dealer

problem

struggle

one-liner

addiction

rehab

airport security

Coca-Cola

trivia

farting

leaving

Let's make like a . . . 

delivery

white privilege

fatherhood

Lucky Charms

Border Wall

quitting

police

being literal

Boomer

fishing

drug dealing

heroin

opium

blackmail

tattletale

jazz

drugs

marijuana

meth

Darth Vader

Viagra

game

board game

bad decision

giving advice

masturbation

heart attack

gas prices

lottery

is like being a haemophiliac in a razor factory.

Taking cocaine is like being a haemophiliac in a razor factory.

is not addictive. People just like the way it smells.

I'm not addicted to cocaine. I just like the way it smells.

is a verbal laxative for people that are having a good time.

is a payday loan for the pleasure center of your brain

is just a pre workout for social interactions

is just a slightly less regulated version of DayQuil

falling in love

intoxication

love

Sigmund Freud

red wine

Ulysses S. Grant

William Shakespeare

nutmeg

Robert Louis Stevenson

currency

Queen Victoria

drug use

heat attack

cocaine, n.All

cocaine