heroin, n.All

The brain releases so much dopamine during orgasms that a brain scan resembles that of someone on heroin.

Heroin is a shortcut to nirvana

Heroin is a drug that must feel like when you’re cutting wrapping paper and your scissors start to glide.

Heroin was first mass-produced by Bayer Pharma in 1897. From 1898 to 1910 it was marketed as a non-addictive morphine substitute and cough medicine for children.

Heroin is a constant orgasm.

Heroin is like 6 flags without the lines

Giving heroin addicts free heroin is significantly cheaper and healthier than arresting, prosecuting, and imprisoning heroin users.

Heroin was available for purchase as an over-the-counter drug in Germany in the late 19th century.

Heroin is like a million orgasms.

Heroin is stealing happy time from the rest of your life and compacting it to a few hours.

Heroin is Viagra for non-functioning endorphin receptors

Heroin was synthesized in 1897 at Bayer pharmaceutical as a less potent, non-addictive substitute for morphine as a cough suppressant

Thanks to Heroin, I think I'm addicted to needles

Charlie Parker's heroin and alcohol addictions were so severe, that after his death at 34 years of age, the coroner mistakenly estimated him to be between 50 and 60 years old.

Heroin is like a Chinese buffet that has unlimited everything, never closes, you never get full and the sexy hostess gives you a blowjob.