alcoholism, n.All

Alcoholism is a condition where the alcoholic doesn't necessarily like to drink; it's just something to do while getting drunk.

Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don’t have it.

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"Student: "A drinking problem."

I have a drinking problemThe bar closes at 2 a.m

Alcoholism is drinking to forget one drinks.

In Russia, about 25% of men die before they hit the age of 55, mostly due to alcohol.

Alcoholism is one who goes to parties.

Alcoholism is a simple thing to escape. Just never take the drink just before the second one.

Alcoholism is thought of differently depending on wealth. Rich men are alcoholics, poor men are drunks.

Alcoholism is often a response to pain. It is probably not a good sign when you start calling alcohol 'Pain Go Bye Bye Juice'.

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow deathBut then again, I'm in no hurry

I'm not an alcoholicI can stop drinking any time I've got no money

Alcoholism is not all bad. One great thing about befriending recovering alcoholics is that you're never short of a ride home.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing