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is a place where one learns how to learn.

In college, you learn how to learn. Four years is not too much time to spend at that. (Mary Oliver)

is responsible for making one unemployable.

I was unemployable when I got out of college. (Jeffrey Eugenides)

is very educational. It teaches the parents of the student how to do without a lot of things.

A college education is very educational. It teaches the parents of the student how to do without a lot of things.

 has never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.

A college education never hurt anybody who was willing to learn after he got it.

is a form of training which does not hurt you provided you study and work hard after graduation.

is a fountain of knowledge where students gather to drink

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