diploma, n.All

A Diploma is the most expensive office decoration most people will ever buy.

A Diploma is basically an expensive piece of paper that signifies you know how to follow directions.

A Diploma is often the receipt a young man gets for bills his father paid.

A Diploma is a remembrance of things passed.

A Diploma is proof of patience more than intelligence

A Diploma is a job-hunting license.

A Diploma is just a confirmation that you finished something.

A Diploma is just a fancy receipt