professor, n.All

A Professor is a man who gets what’s left over after the football coach is paid off.

A Professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

A Professor is a person who gets paid with what's left over after the athletic director and football coaches are paid.

A Professor is one who must have a theory as a dog must have fleas.

A Professor is a man whose job it is to tell students how to solve the problems of life which he himself has tried to avoid by becoming a professor.

A Professor is not really smarter than other people. He just has his ignorance better organized.

A Professor is somebody who talks while others sleep.

A Professor is a thinker with 'paradox' removed.