cookie monster

geology

is perhaps the least efficient cookie eater ever.

Cookie Monster is perhaps the least efficient cookie eater ever.

is truly a monster. He does nothing but crumble and waste every cookie he has ever shoved into his face hole.

Cookie monster is indeed a monster. He has crumbled and wasted every cookie he has ever shoved into his nonexistent face hole.

The Cookie Monster is a child's metaphor for a drug addict.