Corn on the cob is vegan wings.
corn on the cob always has an even number of rows
Corn on the cob is reverse-floss.
Corn on the cob is the bubble wrap of cob-based foods.
Corn on the cob is a food strictly for people with front teeth.
Corn on the cob is the vegetarian version of ribs.
Corn on the cob is a vegetarian drumstick.