disneyland, n.All

Disneyland's American flags have less stars and stripes so they are not classified as true American flags and do not need to be lowered or lit every night.

Doritos were first invented at Disneyland in an attempt to use up old tortillas that would have otherwise been thrown out.

Disneyland is the Happiest Place on Earth while also being too expensive now for the poor families who need happiness the most.

Disneyland opened in 1955

Doritos we’re originally unflavored when invented at Disneyland in the 1960’s

Disneyland is presented as imaginary in order to make us believe that the rest is real, whereas all of los angeles and the America that surrounds it are no longer real, but belong to the hyperreal order and to the order of simulation. It is no longer a question of a false representation of reality (ideology) but of concealing the fact that the real is no longer real, and thus of saving the reality principle.

Disneyland is the only people trap operated by a mouse.

Disney land does not sell any gum. This is because Walt Disney didn't want people stepping in gum as they walked around the park.

Disneyland is presented as imaginary in order to make us believe that the rest is real.

Disney's " Space Mountain " uses fans to blow air on you while you ride, creating the illusion that you're going faster than you really are.

Disneyland is not just an alienated idealization of American life. Rather, it exists in order to hide that it is 'real' America that is disneyland.

Disneyland is like viagra in that they both make you wait an hour for a 2-minute ride.

Disneyland is purgatory, with better parking space.

My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming