disney world, n.All

There are almost no mosquitoes in Disney World (Florida) even though it is in a swampy territory abundant with bugs. They have a sophisticated mosquito surveillance program to try and eliminate them quickly.

Disney World is a place where the rest rooms are clean enough for neurosurgery.

Disney World is just a trap operated by a mouse.

Disney World is a people trap run by a mouse.

Disney World had to stop allowing disabled people and their families to cut in line because a black market had formed where rich people were hiring disabled 'guides'

How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay to stand in lines all day and then come back for more the next day?

Disney World is the second-largest purchaser of explosives in the United States. The first is the U. S. Department of Defense

My wife and I just told our son, 'We're going to Disneyland!" He was so excitedI don't know why, we never said he was coming

Disney World is Mauschwitz.