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is generally nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

The average PhD thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another.

is like vomiting uncontrollably for three years and then having people pick through it and tell you it needs more detail.

is really just a matter of having a two sentence idea, figuring out how to expand it to a two hundred page idea, and then spending endless time trying to explain it in two sentences again

is an interminable collection of footnotes strung together by an impossibly tedious narrative.

An interminable collection of footnotes strung together by an impossibly tedious narrative; the obligatory price of admission to the grazing pastures of academe.

is the obligatory price of admission to the grazing pastures of academe.

is, like teeth, one of two kinds: incisors and grinders.

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