editor, n.All

The Editor's conscience is purely decorative.

People often ask me why I wanted to be an editorWell, to cut a long story short .

An Editor is a person who knows more about writing than writers do but who has escaped the terrible desire to write.

The Editor is a man who separates the wheat from the chaff, and then prints the chaff.

Editor is a fellow with a little desk and a big waste basket.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar.The rabbit says, "I think I might be a typo.".

An Editor is related to an author like a knife is related to a throat.

The Editor is a cog in the literary machinery responsible for transforming slavish, purple prose into completely unreadable dreck.

Why do witches make the best editors?They're masters at 'spell' check

The Editor is often a failed writer, but so are most writers.

Anne Frank's dad actually edited her diary. He cut out mentions of sex and dirty jokes.

An Editor is a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.