newspaper, n.All

The Newspaper , by its abandoned spirit of falsehood, has more effectually destroyed the utility of the press than all the shackles devised by Bonaparte.

Newspaper creates a lot of waste ---- Americans throw away 44 million newspapers a day

The Newspaper is a thing no man of honor could take in his hands without a shudder of disgust.

The Japanese newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun has The largest circulation of any newspaper in the world.

What do cats read in the morning?Mewspapers

The Newspaper obviously produces the opinion of the readers.

The Newspaper is a device unable to distinguish between a bicycle accident and the collapse of civilization.

What is black and white and red all over?A newspaper

The Newspaper is never objective. Even the most objective, serious newspaper in the worl designs the way in which the reader could or should think.

The Newspaper is never to be read for information or for the truth. It's truth is not a statement of contents but the contents themselves, and more than that, it is an instigator.

The Newspaper is not a place for information to be given, rather it is just hollow content, or more than that, a provoker of content. If it prints lies about atrocities, real atrocities are the result.

The Newspaper is that magical device in which all the news that happens in the world every day always exactly fits.