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Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
Why don't they call mustaches "mouthbrows?"
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised!

The eyebrow's main function is to prevent moisture, such as sweat, from flowing into the eye.
The Mona Lisa has no eyelashes or eyebrows.
eyebrows renew themselves every 64 days.

The Eyebrow is a cap on our posture. Drooping brows drag us down. When the eyebrows are devoid of expression, our faces just plod along.