fairness, n.All

Fairness is the opposite of passion.

If you think life is unfair, you’re not going to be too thrilled about death.

Fairness is relative. Everyone complains that cards are poorly shuffled, until they get good hands

Two rats will stop playing with each other if the bigger one doesn't let the smaller one win at least 30% of the time

Fairness should not be about the end result, but about the opportunity.

Fairness is a ruse. A fair is nothing but a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey doo.

Fairness is the tiny voice that thunders from behind every argument.

Fairness is not about statistical equality.

Fairness is not and has never been at work in society. Believing the world is fair is the adult version of believing in Santa.

Fairness is not a defining feature of life. If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.