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February is from the Latin word 'Februarius', which means 'fairly stretch of time during which one expects the professional ice-hockey season to come to an end but it does not'.
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February is the month we extend good wishes to our friends, while the rest are months when the good wishes are not fulfilled.
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Would February March?No, but April May
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February is when the appearance of green shoots two months hence seems preposterous, the ground hard and cold, the snow dirty, the winter hateful, hanging on too long.
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The highest number of birthdays are in August, the lowest number of birthdays are in February, and more serial killers are born in November.
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February is a suitable month for dying. Everything around is dead, the trees black and frozen.