drinking, n.All

Drinking is a multi-stage process. After the first glass, one sees things as one wishes they were. After the second, one sees things as they are not. Finally, one sees things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

Drinking is reflective of a certain self-confidence. The man who drinks only water has a secret to hide from his fellow men.

I've never gone to bed with an ugly womanbut I've woken up with a few

Drinking is A pleasing pause from thinking.

Drinking is sometimes done because one wishes to multiply his sufferings.

Drinking is only indulged in by fools before the age of fifty, and only not indulged in by fools after fifty.

Drinking is done as a means to separate one's body from one's soul.

A camel can apparently work 10 days without drinking. So what? I can drink 10 days without working

Drinking is linked to truth through moderation. give him none, he cannot find truth... give him too much, the same.

Drinking is an art, not a sport.

Math and alcohol don't mixDon't drink and derive