fire hydrant, n.All

A Fire hydrant is a local newspaper for a dog.

The fire hydrant's inventor is unknown, because, ironically enough, its patent was destroyed in a fire in 1836

A Fire hydrant is dog Twitter.

A Fire hydrant is a dog-wiki; peeing on it is editing it.

The patent for the fire hydrant was destroyed in a fire

The fire hydrant patent was, ironically enough, lost in a fire.

A Fire hydrant is an urban cactus

The Fire hydrant is a real menace to city life — if the city would just put them all together in one place, then there would be much more parking space for everyone.

A Fire hydrant is a parking space holder for firetrucks.