frenchman, n.All

The Frenchman is a farmyard animal, so well domesticated that he dares not jump over any fence. Witness his taste in art and literature.

The Frenchman is one for whom a bad liver is what a nervous breakdown is to an American; everyone has had one and everyone wants to talk about it.

Why do the French never order 2 eggs?Because one egg is an oeuf

The Frenchman is a wine-guzzling, cheese-eating surrender monkey.

A Frenchman is a man who kisses other men on the cheeks and girls on all fours.

The Frenchman is marked by a small dose of unreason in all French esprit, for logic is necessary but ought not to be taken straight... one must never wish to be solely and entirely right, which is what all pure logic aims at.

Why do the French eat snails?They don't like fast food

The Frenchman is the wittiest, the most charming, and up to the present, at all events, the least musical race on earth.

The Frenchman is not much good at fighting wars any more. Despite their reputation for fashion, their women have spindly legs. Their music is sappy. But they do know how to whip up a plate of grub.

What did the Parisian man say when he tripped?“Oh no! Eiffel!”

The Frenchman is strictly observant of great matters and disdainfully indulgent about small ones.