A Baguette is the beef jerky of bread
A Baguette is a yeastier version of heaven
A Baguette is just a long bread balloon
A Baguette is the go-gurt of bread.
A Baguette is like a support animal in Paris.
A Baguette is like carrying a purse in Europe
A Baguette is a teething toy with carbs
A Baguette is like a white canvas. What you put on it makes the difference
