fried food, n.All

Fried food is bread shrink-wrapped around food in various ways

Fried food is not so bad — Hardening of the heart ages people more quickly than hardening of the arteries.

What is a priest’s favorite kitchen appliance?A deep friar

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France?They were cooked in Greece

Fried food is probably healthy because it's just food boiled in oil, and boiled foods are well-known to be healthy