fruitcake, n.All

The Fruitcake is a food whose biggest advantage is that it doesn't go moldy. Its biggest disadvantage is that it doesn't go moldy.

Fruitcake is a dense, overly sweet and universally despised dessert for which only the joy of giving can fully compensate for the anguish of receiving.

Fruitcake is a geological homemade cake.

The Fruitcake is a gift whereby it's difficult to know if it is intended as a gift or revenge.

A Fruitcake is a lot like history - full of dates.

The Fruitcake is the worst of all gifts — there is only one in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.