santa claus, n.All

Santa Claus has an official pilot's licence. It was given to him in 1927 by the Assistant Secretary of Commerce for Aeronautics.

Santa Claus is a lot like a politician, always promising more than he can deliver.

Santa Claus is a festively attired and high-profile serial burglar who routinely forces eight animals to perform a jaw-dropping feat of physical labor so that he can ply the children whose movements he monitors with the presents he has coerced hundreds of unpaid social outcasts to make.

Santa Claus is at root a cruel notion. Because he only gives presents to good kids, at a young age, children come to the idea that people with less are morally inferior.

The three stages of life: you believe in Santa Claus, you don't believe in Santa Claus, you become Santa Claus

Santa Claus is jolly because Dad pays for all the toys, and Santa gets all the credit.

Santa Claus was given an official pilot's license in 1927

Santa Claus is so jolly . . . because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Santa Claus is the rotund, red-suited gentleman who embodies all that is magical and good, and whose inevitable demise drives many of his young mourners into lifelong careers as cynics.

Santa Claus is, for black folk, unbelievable because everyone knows no white dude would come into a black neighborhood after dark,.

Santa Claus is a Christmas crea · ture by whom children are sometimes confused, often amused, but never refused.