harp, n.All

Traditionally, the strings on the Irish harp are plucked with the nails rather than the fingertips.

The Harp is nothing but an oversized cheese-slicer with cultural pretensions.

A Harp is a nude piano.

The Harp is an instrument that a harpist spends ninety percent of their life tuning and ten per cent playing out of tune.

The Harp is an instrument whose most admirable characteristic is that its strings break.

A Harp is a piano after taxes.

A Harp is a piano in the nude.