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is a detergent which keeps the invader and plunderer in awe. They preserve order in the world as well as property. Were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them, horrid mischief would ensue.

Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property. . . Horrid mischief would ensue were the law-abiding deprived of the use of them. Thomas Paine

is, for Americans, an ammosexual experience where people are not just enthusiasts, but have an unnatural romantic relationship with their firearms.

Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys aren't just firearm enthusiasts... you're ammosexuals. And before you try and deny you have some sort of unnatural romantic relationship with your gun, consider this. You're taking it out to dinner! Because it completes you. Get a room.Bill Maher

is perhaps dangerous, but a coward with a gun is the most dangerous person in the world.

A coward with a gun is the most dangerous person in the world.

is a right. Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered.

Under no pretext should arms and ammunition be surrendered... any attempt to disarm the workers must be frustrated, by force if necessary. Karl Marx

is a thing no man should hesitate to use to preserve liberty, Yet they should be used as a last resort.

That no man should scruple, or hesitate a moment to use arms in defense of so valuable a blessing [as liberty], on which all the good and evil of life depends, is clearly my opinion. Yet arms . . . should be the last resort. GEORGE WASHINGTON (1732-1799) To George Mason, April 5, 1769

is always the winner: Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

is the citizenry’s defense against tyranny by means of suicide

gun (n.): The citizenry’s defense against tyranny by means of suicide.

is everything liberals not: efficient, businesslike, cost-effective, cooperative and practical.

Guns are basically everything liberals not: efficient, businesslike, cost-effective, cooperative & practical.

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