police, n.All

How fast do you think you were going?' '60mph, Officer?' 'Try 135.'So I shut the door and drove as fast as I could

Police is the totality of measures which make work possible and necessary..

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikesI told him my dogs don't even own bikes

The Police is an armed force for protection from, and participation in crime

Anything you do say may be given in evidence"Just don't hit me again, officer!"

I always duck down in the seat when I see a police officerso he can't see me texting while driving

The Police is the country's biggest group of troublemakers. Just think of how many protests they attend.

The Police is not men in blue uniforms but laws and customs that regulate behavior.

How do police on bikes arrest people?"All right, get in the basket."

The Police is, in our age, likely to get to your house after a pizza would.

Actually, Officer, if you factor in the earth's rotation, we were all speeding

The Police is the state's political power.

Police is anything which blocks politics by defining possibilities that establish the terms for the visible and the invisible, the audible and the inaudible, and the sayable and the unsayable.

The Police is never as good at his job as the rain. The rain is the best policeman of all, for criminals don't like getting wet.