hazelnut, n.Definitions

The Hazelnut is an acorn with a good PR agent.

The Hazelnut is a gutter-macadamia nut.

The Hazelnut is a nut possessing the taste of old library books.

The Hazelnut is an evil chickpea

The Hazelnut is perfume-tasting.

The Hazelnut is an acorn without its hat

The Hazelnut tastes like furniture

The Hazelnut's reason for existing is to help us conceal from ourselves the uncomfortable truth that nutella is nothing but chocolate frosting