health insurance, n.All

Health insurance is a type of policy in which the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

Health insurance's very best kind is moderation.

Health insurance is like a hospital gown: you only think you're covered.

Health insurance is just like wearing one of the hospital gowns... you only think you're covered.

Health insurance is partial protection from the financial ruin that awaits anyone unlucky enough to wake up in an American hospital bed, which is like being partially saved from drowning.

Health insurance is a policy whereby the big print giveth and the small print taketh away.

Health insurance docks one's pay to pay one's doc.

Health insurance is currently available to all American citizens except those who need it most desperately.