tampon, n.All

A Tampon is a giant Q-tip for the va-jay-jay

A Tampon is just a mop on a string

A Tampon is a vaginal diaper.

A Tampon is essentially a contraceptive pill

If women are so obsessed with big penis, why are they so happy when they make a smaller tampon?

A Tampon is a cork

How do you embarrass an archaeologist?Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from

A Tampon is just a blood flavored tea bag

A Tampon is a vampire teabag.

A Tampon is a goth Q-tip.

What do elephants use for tampons?Sheep