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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?It finds the nearest skyscraper
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?It finds the nearest skyscraper

Itchiness is a mean, unconfessable, ridiculous malady. While you can pity someone who is suffering, someone who who wants to scratch himself makes you laugh.


Poison Ivy is not Ivy; it is a member of the Cashew family.
The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.
