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The Skyscraper is at the same time a triumph of the machine and a tremendous emotional experience, almost breath-taking. Not merely its height but its mass and proportions are the result of an emotion, as well as of calculation.

Dad Joke.com

What building in New York has the most stories?The public library!

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What’s the tallest building in the world?The library, it has the most stories

Definition.com

A Skyscraper is a structure, hidden inside which there is always a continuous waterfall of human excrement falling down to the sewers below.

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How many animals can jump higher than a skyscraper?All of them, skyscrapers can't jump.

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What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?It finds the nearest skyscraper

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why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Definition.com

The Skyscraper is alone in offering business the wide-open spaces of a man-made wild west, a frontier in the sky.