jogging, n.All

I used to jog five miles a day… But then I found a shortcut.

Jogging is unnatural — if God wanted us to run down the street, He would have made us with tum signals.

Jogging is distinguished from running in that runners run because they love running, while joggers jog because they love cake.

I was aiming for 3 hours but only just missed itI made it in 3 hrs 150 minutes

Jogging is very beneficial.  It's good for your legs and your feet.  It's also very good for the ground.  It makes it feel needed.

Jogging is troublesome in that, by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back.

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.

I ran three miles todayFinally, I said, 'Lady, take your purse.'

Jogging is meditation on the move.

Jogging is an activity where you put special clothes on so people don't think you're running from or to something.

Jogging is an activity thanks to which, for the first time in history, people are dropping dead in perfect health.