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Punish Maintenance

lawn

tongue twister

mowing the lawn

pain

regeneration

trivia

suburbia

weed

dandelion

clover

lawnmower

is impossible to keep clear of crabgrass. The stuff can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons.

 must be trimmed weekly unless the owner intends to grow a miniature prairie, which supports a multitude of wildlife and billows wonderfully in the wind, but tends to incite class-action lawsuits by one's less imaginative neighbors.

The pride of suburbia: natural house-to-house carpeting, available only in a single shade of green. Must be trimmed weekly unless the owner intends to grow a miniature prairie, which supports a multitude of wildlife and billows wonderfully in the wind, but tends to incite class-action lawsuits by one's less imaginative neighbors.

is the natural house-to-house carpeting, available only in a single shade of green.

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule.

is a patch of manicured grass that you can only get a boy to stay off by asking him to mow it.

About the only time a boy manages to stay off the lawn is when you want him to mow it.

lawn, n.All

lawn