Lyme Disease is known as the 'yuppie disease' because it disproportionately effects people living in the suburbs
Suburbia is a fiscal funkhole. The metropolitan community has been organized with escape hatches that allow people to enjoy the proximity of the city while not paying their share of taxes. A person can avoid income tax by moving to new jersey or connecticut.
Suburbia is a happy answer to the controversy over the advantages of the country (with its charm and health) and the city (with its conveniences).
Suburbia is an incubator of apathy and delirium (in contrast to the slums, which may indeed be breeding-grounds of crime).
The Suburbia is an escape from the grime of the industrial city with no central function, neither ruling, or making, but simply serving as a place where one could find space.
Dandelions are regarded as weeds today due to the rise of lawn culture and marketing by pesticide companies.
The Suburbia is the product of the car, the five-day week, and the 'bankers' hours' of the masses.


Lawns before WWII were usually a mix of grass and clover. Herbicide companies in the 50s mounted a major advertising campaign to convince homeowners clover was a weed, because their new herbicides killed clover but not grass
The Suburbia is nothing new, but from the time of the ancient city states of sumeria and GREECE, it has been the outer part of a continuously built-up city, not separated from it by intervening land.
Suburbia is a dangerously provisional collective hallucination, nourished by a sado-masochistic idiot pop culture.
