leather, n.All

Rolls Royce uses the leather of 15 to 18 Bulls per car, raised in cold climates to prevent marks from insect bites. Cows aren't used because they might have stretch marks from pregnancies.

Leather is quite macabre - to compliment someone's leather jacket is technically like saying "I sure like that animal organ you've wrapped yourself in".

“Genuine” leather does not mean “real” leather and is instead a grade of quality, it also happens to be the lowest quality leather available.

Leather is pretty gross — it's nothing but wearing another animal's skin.