lisp, n.All

I tried to imagine the Titanic with a lisp, but it was unthinkable

Why did the broom stay up so late at night?Because it had trouble falling a-sweep

A Lisp is calling a spade a thpade.

What boat is always sorry for itself?A woe-boat

What do you call two birds in love?Tweethearts

A Lisp is calling a spade a thspade.

What did the bird say to the other bird on Valentine's Day?You're my Tweet heart