boat, n.All

A Boat is a huge burden to own and maintain — the two happiest days in a boat owner's life is the day he gets the boat and the day he sells it.

A Boat is an item that brings only two moments of happiness: on the day you buy it and on the day you sell it.

A Boat is a hole in the water into which one throws money.

A ship can carry a boat, but a boat cannot carry a ship.

What do you call a boat that’s 50 percent off?A sale boat

The Boat is symbolically the cradle rediscovered (and the mother’s womb).