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A Marriage license is a certificate that gives a woman the legal right to drive a man.
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A Marriage license is not costly up front, but it is in the weekly payments of your entire salary afterward.
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A Marriage license is a legal paper that lets you girls keep the game in captivity after the hunting season is over.
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A Marriage license is a document always recorded in black and white in order not to show its true colors.
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A Marriage license ought to have an expiration date like driver licenses. That way people could just not renew instead of going through a long divorce process.
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