texas, n.All

Texas is our largest unfrozen state.

Texas is the only state that permits residents to cast absentee ballots from space

In Texas, it is legal to kill Bigfoot if you ever find it.

Texas is a place where most people think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.

Texas is a place where they barbecue everything but ice cream.

TexasIt is illegal to graffiti someone's cow.

Texas is the only state in the union where there are more men in high heels than women.

Texas is home to a town called Earth. It's the only place on earth officially named, Earth.

Texas is the place where there are the most cows and the least milk and the most rivers and the least water in them, and.where you can look the furthest and see the least

Texas is an awful place. If you owned Texas and Hell, you'd be wise to rent out Texas and live in Hell.

Texas is the obsession, the proper study, and the passionate possession of all Texans.

Texas is not a shameful place to be from. The only shame is having to go back.