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Medical care is expensive — it's cheaper to go to medical school than to have some of these new surgeries they've come up with.
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Medical care is expensive — If all men are born free, why doesn't somebody tell the hospitals and doctors about it?
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Medical care is so expensive that in order to finance a heart attack, it's absolutely necessary that you work ten hours a day, seven days a week.
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Medical care is so expensive that they begin by interviewing you to see which ailment you can afford to have.
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